Our Standup (Comedy) Meetings

Get ready for some dad jokes.

Posted by Lauren in January 2024

Our Ops team likes to kick off their morning with a little dose of humor in their daily standup meetings. Every morning, one team member will bring in a joke to share with the rest of the group. It’s a small gesture, but one that we all look forward to. It’s a great way to start off the day on a positive (if not cheesy…) note.

Here are some of our team’s favorite jokes so far:

From Jason Minert, Cloud Engineer:

I told my wife I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce. She asked what’s so special about it.

“It’s hard to say,” I answered.

From Justin Samuel, CTO:

What is the Russian word for a network that isn’t working?

A nyetwork.

From Brad Duke, Cloud Engineer:

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it’s a hardware problem.

From Patrick O’Shea, Cloud Operations Manager:

Have you heard of the band 1023 MB?

They haven’t got a gig yet.

From Allison Samuel, CEO:

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s too bad they’ll never meet.


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